She was bending this way and that, boobs jiggling, doing her thing, and then she was gone. I jacked off in the shower minutes later fantasizing about fucking her from behind, doggy style. The other day I went to get cash before checking out at Best Buy because the cashier was so damn hot and I wanted to stroke her hand as I paid for my new speakers instead of swiping my own credit card.
Anyway, my go-to masturbation ritual still involves her. I played it ten times in a row while I whacked off. Yesterday we were stuck in a crowded elevator, practically pressed up against each other, and I could barely contain myself. A few hours later, back at home, the thought of her naked got me so hard. I came about 45 seconds after I grabbed my dick.
The other day I was sitting across from this beautiful woman on the subway who was staring at her phone and something she read or saw suddenly shocked her. I went straight home and took care of myself. It was so damn sexy. I know every nook and cranny of her body by heart and that photo sent me deep into the dirty zone. Without fail, I end up masturbating in the office bathroom right after. I drove by this Calvin Klein billboard with a few ripped, shirtless dudes wearing boxers briefs the other day and I jerked off in the front seat of my car to it.
I ran on the treadmill an extra fifteen minutes just to gawk at her. I swear she was putting on a show for me on purpose, the way she was moving like she knew I was watching. That was an explosive session. I only ever watch the first two minutes of any porno. So any situation that feels like it might lead to sex—like a massage—kickstarts my libido. Yesterday I treated myself to one of those ten minute rubdowns every nail salon offers. I masturbated right after. My very own happy ending at no additional charge.
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